Monday, May 24, 2010

The 5 Minute Show Episode 16 for April 17, 2006! @Siskita reports on the dire threat of Cuteness!

In episode 16 of The 5 Minute Show, we welcome Dr. Elia Katzanova, an expert on cuteness, as she introduces us to Cutizine, a new drug that can combat the effects of cuteness.
Formats available: MPEG4 Video (.mp4)

Friday, May 21, 2010

Jay ThePal's Jay TheVlog for June 27, 2009! #140Conf! Eyelids! WAY MORE! YEAH!

WOW--the last two weeks in June were CRAZY, man! I got to go to the 140 Character Conference in New York City (http://140conf.com) and it changed my life, man!! ThePete also made me eyelids so now I can actually sleep--too bad I slept for days and missed a bunch of days where I coulda shot some 12s on 12seconds.tv! (That's why this Jay TheVlog is for like the last two weeks instead of the last one week!) So, WATCH IT, MAN!! YEAH!!

Then, I'd reeeally appreciate it if you could stop by http://thepal.us/a/JayTheStore and buy some cool stuff with my logo on it!! Or go watch my blooper show at http://drop.io/jaythepal--just 50¢ for 30 minutes of bloopers! Best of all, you'll be supporting ThePals!! THANKS, MAN!!

Formats available: Flash Video (.flv)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Jay TheVlog for June 13, 2009: I got invited to #140conf! @CK67 plays my request! What Sotomayor really means!

Wanna take me with you? Download a 70MB iPod-comfy MP4 and watch me on the go, man!

COOL--these are all my 12s from 12seconds.tv that I made back in the second week of June, 2009, yeah! It was a crazy-cool week, man! @CK67 played my request and gave me a shoutout on his radio show at http://check12check12.com (which was AWESOME!), I get asked if I've been married, and BEST OF ALL, I got invited to the 140 Characters Conference here in NYC, MAN! YEAH!!

Wanna support ThePals? Then like head over to drop.io/jaythepal where you can drop 50¢ to see 30 minutes of my best screw-ups!! Do it now!! (We need the cash!) You can also hit up http://thepal.us/a/JayTheStore and check out other cool stuff you can by with my logo on it, man!! Please do it! Thanks!!

OH, yeah! Got a question for me or Kay? Or just wanna say hi? Go to jay.thepal.us/ask and Ask Jay (or Kay) ThePal, today, man!! (You can also @reply me on Twitter, send me a Facebook message or leave me a voicemail at (347) 994-YEAH. DO IT!!

YEAH!!

Formats available: Flash Video (.flv)

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Jay TheVlog for June 6, 2009: ThePete's Birthday, my 1st Bacon-Cheese Dog, @KayThePal joins in, Vomit Smoothie

Wanna take me with you? Download a 66MB iPod-comfy MP4 and watch me on the go, man!

Right on--here are all my my 12s from 12seconds.tv that I posted back in the beginning of June 2009, man!! Kay ThePal showed up again that week and helped me invent the Vomit Smoothie! Also, I got to eat my first Bacon-Cheesy dog in honor of ThePete's birthday! COOL! I also point out that life is like a Spielberg movie! Yeah! It's true, man!

Wanna support ThePals? Then like head over to drop.io/jaythepal where you can drop 50¢ to see 30 minutes of my best screw-ups!! Do it now!! (We need the cash!) You can also hit up http://thepal.us/a/JayTheStore and check out other cool stuff you can by with my logo on it, man!! Please do it! Thanks!!

OH, yeah! Got a question for me or Kay? Or just wanna say hi? Go to jay.thepal.us/ask and Ask Jay (or Kay) ThePal, today, man!! (You can also @reply me on Twitter, send me a Facebook message or leave me a voicemail at (347) 994-YEAH. DO IT!!

YEAH!!

Formats available: Flash Video (.flv)

Friday, May 14, 2010

Jay TheVlog for May 31, 2009: what does Kay wanna know? Kay gets to drinking a bit much :( and an AWESOME blooper!! YEAH!!

So, all my my 12s from 12seconds.tv that I shot in the week of May 31, 2009 are in this video, man!! Kay ThePal shows up a LOT and shows us why drinking is fun and a little annoying. Yeah. And then also you get to see the best blooper EVER. It's so dirty, man!! So, check it out!! YEAH!

Speakin of bloopers, wanna see 30 minutes of them AND support me at the same time? Then like head over to drop.io/jaythepal where you can drop 50¢ to see 30 minutes of my best screw-ups!! Do it now!! (I need the cash!)

OH, yeah! Got a question for me or Kay? Or just wanna say hi? Go to jay.thepal.us/ask and Ask Jay (or Kay) ThePal, today, man!! (You can also @reply me on Twitter, send me a Facebook message or leave me a voicemail at (347) 994-YEAH. DO IT!!

YEAH!!

Formats available: Flash Video (.flv)

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Jay TheVlog for May 23, 2009: mini tour of my home! I found Carmen San Diego! My 1st HD! More bloopers!

Here come all my 12s from 12seconds.tv for the week of May 23, 2009, man! I give you a tour of my home! I tell you about my Memorial Day weekend plans, man! And like you can see the first HD footage of me EVER. Plus here about a cover of a magazine I was on, and check this out! I found Carmen San Diego!! I TOTALLY DID, MAN! ALSO: more bloopers!! OH and I swear, too! So, if you're a parent, be CAREFUL. I drop the eff bomb in a pretty inoffensive way, man. But whatever man, it's just words, to me.

Wanna see 30 minutes of my bloopers AND support Jay ThePal (that's me!) at the same time? Well, check out drop.io/jaythepal where you can drop 50¢ to see 30 minutes of my best screw-ups!! Do it now!! (I need the cash!)

OH, yeah! You got a question for me or Kay? Or just wanna say hi? Go to jay.thepal.us/ask and Ask Jay (or Kay) ThePal, today, man!! (You can also @reply me on Twitter, send me a Facebook message or leave me a voicemail at (347) 994-YEAH. DO IT!!

YEAH!!

Formats available: Flash Video (.flv)

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Jay TheVlog for May 16, 2009: see me in DC! Hear me fart and burp! BLOOPERS!

So, check it out, man--these are all my 12s from 12seconds.tv for the week of May 16, 2009, man! Yeah! I talked about space, my own bodily mishaps, I show you my own Google Card (check out my Google Profile: http://profiles.google.com/jaytpal ), you get to hear me fart AND burp (YEAH!), ThePete messed up my voice at one point (weird, man!) and a LOT MORE like BLOOPERS!!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Jay TheVlog Season 2 for 5/10/10!

Longer description comin soon, man! YEAH!

http://jay.thepal.us